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Technology advances so quickly that our verbs and their related tenses struggle to keep up. Reflect for a moment upon all the new verbs we use. Twitter, “Do you twitter?” Google, “I googled you.” Webster’s, Merriam and their brethren are way behind the vernacular in not only accepting their usage, but also in helping us to determine the past, present, future, subjunctive and conditional forms of all these new verbs. In this chasm is created opportunity; we may now determine via sweeping logic and careful historical research the perfected tense forms of these new verbs.

Allow me to present an example forthwith, using the verb necessitated by the use of the proper noun “Twitter”. Twitter is, of course, originally a verb deriving from the Middle English word twiteren which is itself born of the Germanic verb Gzwitschern. As all right thinking people realize with verbs born of German stock the past tense form often changes the vowel structure of the word. Extrapolating then, if the past tense of “run” is “ran” and the past tense of “swim” is “swam” isn’t it logical to posit that the past tense of “twitter” should be “twat?”

The Musings of a Lady

I found this video on YouTube and I must admit it is one of THE BEST demo of whip cracks styles that I have ever seen! Enjoy!

Some how it turned into, well, you know.
I guess that’s what happens when kinky friends have poker night.

Infiltration, Penetration, Manipulation = Dedication

Things that make me happy can be found here or here.

Somehow the Kink always happens where ever I go. Gee, wonder why? *snicker* Sooooooooo, the HedoOnline crew was out for a birthday party at a nightclub – in where else but NYC of course – and some how someone ended up over my lap. By the way, she was NOT even the one celebrating a birthday! What a LUCKY little one she was….

It was a great event.

The DNA under my fingernail proves it.

Canvas courtesy of the beast.

Following is the note Miss Lola, owner of HedoOnline.com,  sent out to her readers a few days after the 2008 Sensory Overload event. It was quite the party and this years soiree is shaping up to be even more decadent with its Royal Procession of Fetish. December 19. Mark your calendar and be ready experience a kinky, multi-orgasmic, adrenaline-pumping atmosphere, stylized with a Far East Asian decor-surrounded by a beautiful ethnic mix of exotic skin tones majestically adorned in latex, leather & silk kimonos!

A Note from Miss Lola

As I turned the reigns of my  house over to Lady Jessica Sovereign for the evening, she brought  together the very best in the Fetish industry for my guests. Along with  the master mind of my love Devon, these two created the most erotic,  stimulating and lustful display for us all to enjoy and indulge.  Deity’s jaw dropping burlesque performance will all have us seeing  pearls differently. The deliciously devious latex exhibition by the  renowned Baroness had the audience in awe as we gazed at Penthouse Pets  ® Krista Ayne, Justine Joli, Lexxi Tyler and Ami Campbell slither  across our eye line dripping in her fabulous couture creations. Eros  fire, Hedo’s resident fire performers again magically set the stage a  blaze. Justine and Krista tantalized us with their Pet on Pet  performance.

Our fetish installations were bountiful.  Lady Jessica’s assembly of the most skilled experts was awesomely  organic. Master Casanova and Powder exhibited the skin tingling erotic  art of flogging. Domina Posh mummifed her slave for all to grope.  Master Vito’s amazing display the sensual art of shabari and suspension  had many of you flying. Lord Steven, had the ladies on their  knees…literally. Sade taught us how to tease and taunt the delicate  erogenous zone of the inner thighs. The strawberries, The Penthouse Toy  give away, the confetti, the SNOW, our new friends, our old friends,  the sex swing, the spanking bench, the newbies I spanked, DJ Brian, DJ  Airloom, my gifts, my Devon on the MIC, my voice as you enter my domain  and our one and only Lady Jessica hosting the debauchery…….OMG talk  about a SENSORY OVERLOAD. I know the list goes on and on… I could be  here all night! Thank you ALL for creating my naughty wonderland.  YOU gave me  the best birthday celebration ever! Again, I thank you all and as the  mysterious voice on the speakers would say…..Somebody make it snow  up in this bitch! The salacious  playground commences once again next December with Sensory Overload – An Asian Paradise. Until  then my sybarites…..YOUR fantasy IS OUR pleasure.

Miss Lola

“Utopia” defined is a name for an ideal community or society and this last Sensual Utopia far surpassed the definition of its name. The sleek dark wood two story duplex penthouse with its
300-foot balcony beckoned sensuality and induced a state of arousal and anticipation.

I arrived at 11:30. The elevator opened directly into the penthouse and I was promptly greeted by the hostess with a delicious, soft-lipped and sweet kiss. “So far so good, I thought. She showed me around the spacious loft graciously beckoning me to indulge in the lavish amenities. Rose petals, silk flowers, dim lighting and candles set the erotic landscape. R&B dance tracks filled the loft space and initiated seductive interactions.

On the main floor Sensual Utopia’s own Redd mixed the music from his laptop and three females flowed together hedonistically gyrating, intertwining and grinding into each other as the rhythms dictated. A vender, unobtrusively set up in the corner, displayed numerous exotic flavors of lube and massage oils. Couples indulged their carnal appetites on the perimeters of the room illuminated by the moonlight that cascaded in through the enormous floor to ceiling windows. Others mingled on the astounding 300-foot balcony, which ran the entire length of the Penthouse. Needles to say, everyone fell in love with the balcony. The view of the city was spectacular and it seemed most guests preferred to be outside as the soft warm breeze kissed the flesh on this perfect night. The airbed, set up at one end of the balcony, was not yet utilized and was waiting to fulfill its debaucherous destiny. The evening was young.

Upstairs in the master bathroom, l eased myself into the centerpiece of the room: a lavish freestanding oval stone tub that Kim had filled with silk flowers and bubble bath. I was quickly joined by another water loving female and my evening officially began. As I rinsed in the soothing rain-like shower with its five shower heads and more control knobs then my drawer of sex toys, I pondered my next adventure. I decided to monopolize the master bed with an erotic hot wax session, but as soon as I put my candles away, a naked couple wasted no time and climbed right back onto the bed.

I left relatively early (3:30 am), but my affiliate stated the party had such momentum that it broke night and she did not depart until 8 AM.

The balcony was the place to be and pleasure seeking epicureans feasted on lustful delicacies in the openness of the Gotham skyline. Women merely slid their lingerie to the slide to enjoy each other and a “poetic orgy” on the air mattress emerged as three coupled moaned together like one big, happy family. Simultaneously inside the lavish penthouse, sexy single ladies indulged in titillating girl girl play on the dance floor. Many stayed and continued even after the sun light began to stream in.

The event unfolded perfectly smooth.The carefully orchestrated sensual eroticism of the environment quickly degraded into utter Carnal Desire, but let’s be truthful, that is the entire point of these gatherings, is it not? I give Sensual Utopia a 8 out of 10 for a well produced intimate evening and for the exclusive and selectively picked guests. Sensual Utopia caters to an upscale clientele and after Saturday’s soiree it is evident why they come back.

Lady Jessica Sovereign

General Introductory

  • The Topping Book
    Dossie Easton and Catherine Litzst
  • The Ethical Slut
    Dossie Easton and Janet Hardy
  • SM 101
    Jay Wiseman

Technique, How-to & Safety

  • On The Safe Edge: A Manual for SM Play
    Trevor Jacques
  • Consensual Sadomasochism: How to Talk About It & How to Do It Safely
  • Miss Abernathy’s Concise Guide to Slave Training
    Christina Abernathy
  • Training With Miss Abernathy (workbook to above)
    Christina Abernathy
  • Sensuous Majic
    Pat Califia

Fiction

  • The Story of ‘O’
    Pauline Reage
  • The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy
    Anne Rice
  • The Leather Daddy and the Femme: An Erotic Novel
    Carol Queen
  • Seven Japanese Tales
    Junichiro Tanizaki
  • The Marketplace
    Sara Adamson and Laura Antoniou (series)
  • Philosophy in the Boudoir
    Marquis de Sade
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For Serious Players Only

  • The Forked Tongue
    Flagg
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